Pete Paphides
Get 20% off your bill at Pizza Express


Kylie Minogue’s famously petite feet followed in the footsteps of some pretty big names this week – Ella Fitzgerald, T. S. Eliot, Bob Dylan and Robert Redford – as she received France’s highest cultural honour, the Order of Arts and Letters. Paris in the springtime loves Kylie, and the feeling has long been mutual. This was the city she decided to make her home in the months after her breast cancer was diagnosed. Twenty-four hours before this opening night of her world tour, Caroline Albanel, the French Culture Minister, declared that the singer was a “Midas of the international music scene who turns everything she touches into gold”.
The truth of Ms Albanel’s observation has yet to manifest itself in the fortunes of X, the album that this tour is meant to promote. Such creative misjudgments might have shunted lesser artists into the sidings, but the iconic status earned long ago by Kylie means that her pulling power cannot be gauged by record sales alone. Far from abashed by X’s sales, she emerged to Speakerphone – one of its most irksomely affected meta-pop tunes – suspended above the stage amid green wires in a gold hoop. Stepping forward from within a gold, moulded dress, the manner of her arrival was so exquisite that she might as well have been singing that day’s Nasdaq index. By starting her tour at the birthplace of cabaret, you rather suspected that Kylie would put together a show that leant heavily on it. But, perhaps conscious that she would have struggled to emulate the opulence of last year’s Showgirl tour, most of what followed leant in the opposite direction.
For much of the evening Kylie negotiated the vast space alone. True, there were the dancers attired as camp American footballers for Heartbeat Rock while the stage revealed itself to be a video screen bedecked in stars and stripes. Uncomfortable memories of Toni Basil’s Mickey were cast aside only when the music improved and the stage – for reasons known only to people who design this stuff – turned into a huge test card. Into My Arms seemed to unlock a fervour from Kylie’s muscular army of shaven-headed male couples. From the stands, the floor suddenly resembled a huge vibrating plate of beans on toast.
Going from a cappella to souped-up electropop barnstormer, Step Back In Time saw Kylie’s dance troupe seemingly reinvented as a gang of shell-suited Securicor men. Like A Drug, probably the best of the recent songs, benefited from yet another dramatic aerial display. Bedecked in red, draped over a silver skull, she delivered the song with an impressively predatory zeal.
There were brand new songs, too. Their presence suggested an awareness that perhaps the tunes from X wouldn’t quite cut it unaided. A strident power ballad, Flower, was easily the most traditional-sounding thing she has put her name to in many a year – and, oddly, it reminded you just how powerful she is when projecting plaintive vulnerability. Sometime Samurai, opening a Japanese-themed phase of the show, revealed the singer in a Kimono-style dress as petals rained down on her. But as the song modulated into Nu-Di-Ty, with its prurient images of naked Japanese women, you again wondered whether those around Kylie had any sense of what her real strengths were.
Sometimes, the best ideas are the most obvious ones. There was little that you could call edgy about the volley of Love Boat and Copacabana in which Kylie was surrounded by dancers dressed as sailors. But it’s doubtful that a soul complained.
Industry sectors news at a glance. Interactive heatmap, video and podcast
The inside track on current trends in the charity, not for profit and social enterprise sectors
Explore your passion for food with the delights of Thai, Indian & Chinese cooking
Read our exclusive 100 Years of Fleming and Bond interactive timeline, packed with original Times articles and reviews
Everything the Business Traveller needs to know to make a better trip

Find tickets for:
Shortcuts to help you find sections and articles
05/2005
£13,500
08/2008
£109,950
2006
£10,750
Great car insurance deals online
£100k
The National Skills Academy for Social Care
London
£49,229 - £62,035 pro rata
Charity Commission
London/Liverpool/Taunton
£75k - £85k
Confidential
London
Six Figure
Rolls Royce
Midlands/Europe
From £89,950
Great Investment, River Views
$3.5 million
Also avaliable for rent
Times Online Property Search will help you find it
Amazing Far East Offers - Visit Hong Kong
from £499pp
Cruise the Islands of Hawaii - Pride of America
List your property with two leading travel websites
Great travel insurance deals online
Contact our advertising team for advertising and sponsorship in Times Online, The Times and The Sunday Times, or place your advertisement.
Times Online Services: Dating | Jobs | Property Search | Used Cars | Holidays | Births, Marriages, Deaths
News International associated websites: Globrix | Property Finder | Milkround
Copyright 2008 Times Newspapers Ltd.
This service is provided on Times Newspapers' standard Terms and Conditions. Please read our Privacy Policy.To inquire about a licence to reproduce material from Times Online, The Times or The Sunday Times, click here.This website is published by a member of the News International Group. News International Limited, 1 Virginia St, London E98 1XY, is the holding company for the News International group and is registered in England No 81701. VAT number GB 243 8054 69.
Mutton dressed as lamb,a sad reflection of our times when a little old lady is still singing 80s bubble gum pop music
Michael, Perth, Australia
The name of the French Minister of Culture is Christine Albanel, not Caroline...
Marianne, Paris
GROVES, Paris, France
I was at the show in paris, it was AMAZING, she is an increibly talented artist and an inspiration to us all.
Visually the show was spectacular and beautiful.
The atmosphere was electric and I want to go again, if you dont have a ticket get one!!!!!
10 out of 10!
Jordan, London, UK
was in Paris last night & it was fantastic. Great to have kylie back touring. Fav song last night was In My Arms. Didn't like Kylie's soul stage presence at times & Jon is correct that "interval went on too long and the show lost momentum".
Hope it will be edited as the tour continues esp Glasgow
Gerard Millar, Brighton, England
kylie is without doubt the greatest, the energy and commitment she gives to her fans is by far greater than any other artist. ive been a kylie fan for many a year and will support kylie all the way, the queen of pop is always in my heart. you go girl your the best cannot wait to see the show in july
ellen robinson, manchester, england
Was there last night - loved the show, but thought the interval went on too long and the show lost momentum. And what outfits!
Jon, Paris, France
Kylie is amazing love her music soo much she rocks! and yes kylie is the queen of pop!!!!!!!!! can not wait to go see her on tour this year bring on august 4th!!! what a way to spend my 21st!!!!!!!!!1
marie, winchester, uk
Thank god the Queen is back on stage yet again.... Go Kylie... You are the real Queen of pop!!!!!
Shaun, Christchurch, New Zealand